*Earth, Wind & Fire voice* Hey folks, remember:
we have two events in December!
Seventeenth’s open house full of splendor,
Tintabulations gonna play.

Then New Years Eve,
we’ll be hosting a gala you won’t believe.
Join us then at the Pennington center,
please purchase your tickets today (Oh yeah!)

Ba-dee-yah, so folks, please remember
Ba-dee-yah, Join us this December
Ba-dee-yah, Great events are on the way!